It's warmer in hell so down we go

So after my indulgent anniversary trip to Atlantic City and the shitty eating that comes with moving to a new place i have decided a detox is in order. That and I want to clothes to fit again. I decided to try the 7 day detox a friend of mine used. Today is fruit day. I drank some lemon and water in leu of coffee. This is pretty much how i like lemonade anyways so not too bad. I have been devouring grapefruit and peaches which is lovely and all except of course this is the day i started my period and all i want are blueberry pancakes, chocolate croissants and coffee. I made a commitment to this and i'm bloody well sticking to it. So i'm cooking my version of the "Miracle Soup" since i hate raw onions and bell peppers i'm cooking the life out of the onion and stewing some tomatoes, green beans, carrots and mushroom. Well one of the cans of tomatoes has some bell pepper, maybe that will help. Other than that i'm tired and cranky but i don't think it's the detox, i think it's the rag. Damn you! I'm really not sure why i'm writing this except for to occupy my time so i don't attack an unsuspecting box of cookies! Shit, my onions are burning!!!!